{"id":809,"date":"2012-04-21T15:57:28","date_gmt":"2012-04-21T20:57:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/?p=809"},"modified":"2012-04-21T16:00:29","modified_gmt":"2012-04-21T21:00:29","slug":"kid-funnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/?p=809","title":{"rendered":"Kid Funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few funny kid quotes-<\/p>\n<p>Aidan- &#8220;You know when the best time of the day is? When Brendan has food in his mouth and can&#8217;t talk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me- &#8220;The problem is that every time I look you are jumping on the couch.&#8221;<br \/>\nBrendan- &#8220;The solution is don&#8217;t look!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And some recent work from Aidan-<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/aidan-work.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/aidan-work-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"aidan work\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-812\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/aidan-work-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/aidan-work.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few funny kid quotes- Aidan- &#8220;You know when the best time of the day is? When Brendan has food in his mouth and can&#8217;t talk.&#8221; Me- &#8220;The problem is that every time I look you are jumping on the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/?p=809\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=809"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":813,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions\/813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}