{"id":75,"date":"2009-05-21T18:53:32","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T23:53:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/?p=75"},"modified":"2009-08-21T06:03:46","modified_gmt":"2009-08-21T11:03:46","slug":"underwear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"Underwear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So like every other night at dinner Aidan announces he needs to go to the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>Aidan: Mom why didn&#8217;t you give me underwear today?<br \/>\nMe: What do you mean?  You get your own underwear and socks out of the draw everyday.<br \/>\nAidan: Oh, well I didn&#8217;t wear underwear today.  Because you didn&#8217;t give me any.<br \/>\nMe: What?!<\/p>\n<p>I go and check, sure enough- no underwear.  So I can upstairs (thankfully it was not a school day but a Nana and Papa day).<\/p>\n<p>Me: So were there any issues with Aidan and the bathroom today?<br \/>\nNana: No, why is everything ok?<br \/>\nMe: I just realized Aidan never put underwear on this morning.<br \/>\nNana: Yeah I noticed that and asked him why he didn&#8217;t have underwear on and he said Mommy said it is a hot day so I didn&#8217;t need to wear them.  He told Papa the same thing.<\/p>\n<p>Lots of laughing as we realize we are being played by the 4 year old.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Aidan did you tell Nana and Papa I said you didn&#8217;t have to wear underwear becuase it was hot out?<br \/>\nAidan: Yes<br \/>\nMe: Did I say that?<br \/>\nAidan: No<br \/>\nMe: Do you realize if you tell stories people are not going to believe you when you tell them things?<br \/>\nAidan: But Nana and Papa both believed me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So like every other night at dinner Aidan announces he needs to go to the bathroom. Aidan: Mom why didn&#8217;t you give me underwear today? Me: What do you mean? You get your own underwear and socks out of the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/?p=75\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions\/82"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}