{"id":423,"date":"2010-08-13T10:42:18","date_gmt":"2010-08-13T15:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/?p=423"},"modified":"2010-08-13T10:42:18","modified_gmt":"2010-08-13T15:42:18","slug":"some-recent-funny-kid-quotes-brendan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/?p=423","title":{"rendered":"Some recent funny kid quotes (Brendan)"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/span>Brendan was dancing “like a ballernia” in
\nchurch. I told him he needed to stop. He told me God said he could.<\/span><\/h3>\n

My mom to Brendan- “That’s Pepsi, you aren’t suppose to have Pepsi.”
\nBrendan- “No its cranberry juice.”
\nMy mom- “It’s Pepsi. Mom and Dad won’t be happy.”
\nBrendan- “We’ll just say its cranberry juice.”<\/span><\/h3>\n

<\/span>Anything you ask Brendan to do now he replies, “No I can’t. I’m not the one, I’m the two.” Seems he figured out being the “baby” of the family.<\/span><\/h3>\n

The word *why* needs to be eliminated from Brendan’s vocabulary. Also needing
\nto be eliminated- patting me on the head saying “it’s ok mom” when I say I am angry.<\/span><\/h3>\n

At the dentist with the kids. Crazy stories to follow… (“so I was in bed with my girls..” Bren to the dentist)<\/span><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Brendan was dancing “like a ballernia” in church. I told him he needed to stop. He told me God said he could. My mom to Brendan- “That’s Pepsi, you aren’t suppose to have Pepsi.” Brendan- “No its cranberry juice.” My … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=423"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":424,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions\/424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}