{"id":113,"date":"2010-02-21T19:59:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T00:59:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/?p=113"},"modified":"2010-04-10T06:08:09","modified_gmt":"2010-04-10T11:08:09","slug":"brendan-sass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"Brendan sass&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a sassy little 2 1\/2 year old!\u00c2\u00a0 Here is some overheard (and conversations directed to us) Brendan sassiness.<\/p>\n<p>Chris ordered a ginger ale.\u00c2\u00a0 Brendan asked if he could have some.\u00c2\u00a0 Chris said no, he had his own drink.\u00c2\u00a0 Brendan- &#8220;Daddy you <em><strong>need<\/strong><\/em> to share.\u00c2\u00a0 Lets talk about sharing.\u00c2\u00a0 You <em><strong>need<\/strong><\/em> to share Brendan.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Waking up from a nap-<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh my, look at this!\u00c2\u00a0 My penis is upside down!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(then shoves his hands in his diaper and presumably adjusted himself).<\/p>\n<p>He asked me to take his sneakers off, I said no.\u00c2\u00a0 He walked over to my dad very cutely and said,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Then I will ask Grandpa, he will help me.\u00c2\u00a0 Grandpa, I love you.\u00c2\u00a0 Will you please help me take my shoes off?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And my dad falls for the sweetness.<\/p>\n<p>And my favorite when you ask him to do something-<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Um, no thank you&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-144\" title=\"IMG_0155\" src=\"http:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMG_01551-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0155\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMG_01551-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMG_01551-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMG_01551.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a sassy little 2 1\/2 year old!\u00c2\u00a0 Here is some overheard (and conversations directed to us) Brendan sassiness. Chris ordered a ginger ale.\u00c2\u00a0 Brendan asked if he could have some.\u00c2\u00a0 Chris said no, he had his own drink.\u00c2\u00a0 Brendan- &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/?p=113\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":145,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions\/145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obriensr.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}